Who doesn’t want to have a nice big round bubble butt? However, having a nice ass turns out to be more of a curse for me.

“How is it a curse?” you might ask. Well, it’s curse only because I’m not a big bottom, sadly. It would be so much easier for me and everyone if only I enjoy being plowed.

This happens so many times at bars/clubs or even on the streets. I thought some guy was staring at me behind me. I turned around, and he said, “Oh, sorry. Nothing. I was just admiring your ass.”

Really! They are not interested in talking to me. They just want to stare at my ass. Hello! There is a person on the other side of the ass, you know?

Some of them were very blunt. They simply said, “Can I fuck you?”

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (Well, but then, it really all depends on the guy. If it’s a hot guy that I REALLY REALLY like, I would have replied, “How many holes do you want?”)

But NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That’s why I don’t put my ass pictures in my online profiles. I can’t imagine if my ass has its own online profile…. ay ay ay….

I’m so jealous of my ass. If I am my own ass, I would be SO popular!

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