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Ah, the great outdoors! It gives me allergy. Every time I go to a park or out to the nature, I get itches all over my body. I much prefer staying home and watching the Discovery Channel.
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Straight-acting? Why would you act like you want to eat pussy? What? Oh, you mean acting like a straight girl? OK, that all makes sense now. So straight-acting is like a drag queen without the make-up, the costume and the wig!
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If you don’t show your age, I assume you are as old as my grandpa. (Geez! You look so good for grandpa’s age!) If you do show your age, adding 5 would be your real age, of course. (Just kidding! ….Or am I?)
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If you were born after Madonna’s “Like A Virgin,” please send me pictures of your father instead, preferably with a jockstrap, on all 4s, getting spanked. Sorry, greedy me. I’ll settle for shirtless, with a dog collar. Thank you.
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If you are 18, sending me dick pictures, I assume it’s a police sting operation to catch pedophiles.
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If I don’t see a human face, I assume it’s a computer glitch. (A glitch asks to see more pictures, wants to be my friend, and then gets pissed at me for not responding to a glitch!)
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If your message has below 4 characters, I assume it’s your cat typing. (Those kittens just don’t stop!)
