M4M Open Mic

Who doesn’t want to have a nice big round bubble butt? However, having a nice ass turns out to be more of a curse for me.

“How is it a curse?” you might ask. Well, it’s curse only because I’m not a big bottom, sadly. It would be so much easier for me and everyone if only I enjoy being plowed.

This happens so many times at bars/clubs or even on the streets. I thought some guy was staring at me behind me. I turned around, and he said, “Oh, sorry. Nothing. I was just admiring your ass.”

Really! They are not interested in talking to me. They just want to stare at my ass. Hello! There is a person on the other side of the ass, you know?

Some of them were very blunt. They simply said, “Can I fuck you?”

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (Well, but then, it really all depends on the guy. If it’s a hot guy that I REALLY REALLY like, I would have replied, “How many holes do you want?”)

But NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That’s why I don’t put my ass pictures in my online profiles. I can’t imagine if my ass has its own online profile…. ay ay ay….

I’m so jealous of my ass. If I am my own ass, I would be SO popular!

There is a calendar called “Asian Men Redefined Calendar.” On their original website (now gone), they listed the criteria to participate in their calendar. It set the age cap at 35.

If their taste in boys/men is close to a pedophile’s, wouldn’t it be easier if they just secretly screen out all older contestants without saying anything? That way, nobody would know or complain. At least pedophiles know to do it in secrecy.

However, once they put an age cap in the criteria, then they are making a statement that all people above their age cap can’t possibly be considered attractive according to their standard.

Therefore, I’m on my 1-person boycott against this calendar. Though I’m so trivial that they would probably never know about my boycott, I would be boycotting on principle.