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Looking for the man who would make me want to delete this app off my phone because I can’t find the delete button by myself!
Category: Scruff profile quotes
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I don’t PnP. I don’t do drugs. I don’t drink alcohol. I don’t smoke pot or cigarettes. I don’t do poppers. I don’t even drink coffee, Coke, or tea. OMG! I’m so boring!
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Ah, the great outdoors! It gives me allergy. Every time I go to a park or out to the nature, I get itches all over my body. I much prefer staying home and watching the Discovery Channel.
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Straight-acting? Why would you act like you want to eat pussy? What? Oh, you mean acting like a straight girl? OK, that all makes sense now. So straight-acting is like a drag queen without the make-up, the costume and the wig!
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If you don’t show your age, I assume you are as old as my grandpa. (Geez! You look so good for grandpa’s age!) If you do show your age, adding 5 would be your real age, of course. (Just kidding! ….Or am I?)
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If you were born after Madonna’s “Like A Virgin,” please send me pictures of your father instead, preferably with a jockstrap, on all 4s, getting spanked. Sorry, greedy me. I’ll settle for shirtless, with a dog collar. Thank you.
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If you are 18, sending me dick pictures, I assume it’s a police sting operation to catch pedophiles.
