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Welcome to the Age of Global Mass Miscommunication!
Category: Scruff profile quotes
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Technology is wonderful! It makes f**king things up so much more epic!
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I am unique, just like everybody else.
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I don’t have issues. I have subscriptions!
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Thanks for so many Woofs and compliments. I say this only to create an illusion of being much more popular than I actually am.
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I don’t take dick/ass pictures of myself. Those are for in-person only, in technicolor, high-definition, and 3D (no funny glasses required). Reach out and touch!
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To those hot sexy guys all over the world, if only you were closer, so you can reject me face-to-face.
