This is not meant to be funny, seriously. This is my ranting.

If you have been in the online hook-up scene for a while, you must have your fair share of dealing with flakes. It’s to a point where I don’t understand how anyone can even have an actual hook-up at all. 99% of the time, guys who arrange to meet manage to produce some excuses to cancel. These are some of the excuses I have heard:

  • My parents just show up at my door to take me to lunch.
  • My roommate cut his finger. I’m the only one with a car to take him to the hospital.
  • I got into a car accident on my way over.
  • Sorry, I never saw your last message until just now.
  • Sorry, I fell asleep. (Really? The thought of meeting me was SO exciting that you fell asleep?)
  • I just remember I’m going to get my HIV test result tomorrow. I’m freaking out right now.
  • Who are you? (Too high to even remember we had set up a hook-up.)

If you have heard any excuses that really annoyed you, feel free to share. Thank you.