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I am unique, just like everybody else.
Archive for June, 2014
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I don’t have issues. I have subscriptions!
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Thanks for so many Woofs and compliments. I say this only to create an illusion of being much more popular than I actually am.
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I don’t take dick/ass pictures of myself. Those are for in-person only, in technicolor, high-definition, and 3D (no funny glasses required). Reach out and touch!
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To those hot sexy guys all over the world, if only you were closer, so you can reject me face-to-face.
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Looking for the man who would make me want to delete this app off my phone because I can’t find the delete button by myself!
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I don’t PnP. I don’t do drugs. I don’t drink alcohol. I don’t smoke pot or cigarettes. I don’t do poppers. I don’t even drink coffee, Coke, or tea. OMG! I’m so boring!
