Archive for June, 2014


There is a calendar called “Asian Men Redefined Calendar.” On their original website (now gone), they listed the criteria to participate in their calendar. It set the age cap at 35.

If their taste in boys/men is close to a pedophile’s, wouldn’t it be easier if they just secretly screen out all older contestants without saying anything? That way, nobody would know or complain. At least pedophiles know to do it in secrecy.

However, once they put an age cap in the criteria, then they are making a statement that all people above their age cap can’t possibly be considered attractive according to their standard.

Therefore, I’m on my 1-person boycott against this calendar. Though I’m so trivial that they would probably never know about my boycott, I would be boycotting on principle.

I have never seen fake profiles using pictures of me. I feel so offended!

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Looking for somebody who is down-to-earth. Kind of like my dog. He is down on the earth, rolling, all the time.

I have heard friends say that their family members told them, “I don’t support your gay relationship.” I would reply to their dear family members, “I don’t support your straight marriage, either. From my point of view, all you straight people are just sluts, breeding bastard children out of wedlock.”

Well, that sounds like a horrible thing to say, doesn’t it? However, those are not my words. I simply act as a mirror to reflect their attitude back to them. If they don’t like hearing that, it proves my point that their attitude is so horrible and wrong that even they can’t swallow it themselves.

In reality, they never asked us for approval for their marriages, so they should understand that there is no need for us to ask for their approval, so they are welcome to keep their disapproval to themselves.

I saw this online profile. I copied and saved it, but I forgot where I saw it. If anyone knows who wrote this, please let me know. I would be happy to give him credit.

I should have masturbated hours ago.

Purple people (as well as purple people eaters and purple cows) need not apply. I’m not a purplist – it’s just a preference.

If you send me a wink, I will go into a psychotic frenzy. Please submit an 8 stanza love sonnet, dedicated to me, for consideration.

I do not have a cold (tested 3/08). You shouldn’t either. Snifflers stay away!

I’m only into guys who are HOT. If you don’t know what I mean by “hot”, it’s probably not a match. Mind readers preferred!

If you have baggage, it better be Louis Vuitton.

You unlock first. No, you unlock first. No, you.

If you don’t have pics, you should really be on a phone chat line, not the Internet.

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Welcome to the Age of Global Mass Miscommunication!

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Technology is wonderful! It makes f**king things up so much more epic!