common online profile phrase: looking for same, UB2
Just date a mirror.
Archive for June, 2014
common online profile phrase: no flakes
Yeah right! Like someone is going to read that and think, “Oh yes, I am a flake. I shouldn’t bother him.”
Flakes are not aware that they are flakes.
common online profile phrase: not into Asians
Who with a right mind would ever say no to Bruce Lee? Really! I don’t believe that. Even a straight guy would say yes.
You say, “But Bruce Lee was an exception.” Exactly! There are always exceptions to any rule.
If Madonna wants to have sex with you, I don’t care how gay you are, you would have to say yes, right? How could you not?
common online profile phrase: [such and such] to the front of the line
You have a line? Really? You are THAT popular?
Well, if you really are THAT popular, please do let us know, so we know what we are dealing with while we wait in your line.
I don’t have a line. I barely have a few dots.
common online profile phrase: work out X times a week
Well, we have all seen the type – those who are always at the gym doing cardio, day in and day out, year after year, but still have not lost a pound of fat. What happened? I feel for them. (They really should talk to a trainer.)
There is no point to tell me how often you work out. Just show me your clear body pics.
online chat on Adam4Adam:
Boogie415: has sent you a Smile
Boogie415: its me charlie. from before. remember? ill email pic if u want. dont have one on here
me: Please email your pics to obama@whitehouse.gov
me: Really? This is your tactic to get people to give you their email addresses? Does it actually work? Do people really fall for this?
online chat on Adam4Adam:
blk4whitesonly: has sent you a Smile
me: Really? There is no need to smile at me if you already have a built-in racial bias in your username against non-whites like me. Don’t you think?
blk4whitesonly: no, I like all. It’s just a screen name. Besides, whats wrong If I think a guy is sexy?
me: What’s wrong? Your screen name is offensive. Get a new one.
blk4whitesonly: take care..
