They say, marriage should be between a man and a women, a penis and a vagina, a dick and a bush.
Yeah right! We all remember what disaster came out of a Dick and a Bush, don’t we?
Archive for June, 2014
Homophobes often use “the ick factor” as the excuse to justify their homophobia. They say, “Gay sex is disgusting. It makes me sick to think about it.”
Well, don’t we all say the same thing about our own parents having sex? It’s disgusting and makes us all feel gross and even traumatized just to think about it. However, I don’t see anyone become anti-parents because of this. We love our parents just the same because we understand their sex life is private and personal to them. It’s not our place to have any opinion about it.
So, even if one thinks gay sex is disgusting, that’s not a good reason to hate the gays. The question is, why are they thinking about other people having sex in the first place? That’s a little perverted, don’t you think? That’s the problem with these homophobes. They are the ones who are so fixated on sex that they fantasize about gay sex and then blame it on the gays! That’s why we see so many vehemently homophobic people got caught in gay sex scandals.
You can’t show your face on your online profile because….
- Your father is on this site/app as well.
- You work for CIA, FBI, or KGB.
- You are a memeber of KKK.
- You are Tom Cruise.
- You are a Muslim woman.
This is not meant to be funny, seriously. This is my ranting.
If you have been in the online hook-up scene for a while, you must have your fair share of dealing with flakes. It’s to a point where I don’t understand how anyone can even have an actual hook-up at all. 99% of the time, guys who arrange to meet manage to produce some excuses to cancel. These are some of the excuses I have heard:
- My parents just show up at my door to take me to lunch.
- My roommate cut his finger. I’m the only one with a car to take him to the hospital.
- I got into a car accident on my way over.
- Sorry, I never saw your last message until just now.
- Sorry, I fell asleep. (Really? The thought of meeting me was SO exciting that you fell asleep?)
- I just remember I’m going to get my HIV test result tomorrow. I’m freaking out right now.
- Who are you? (Too high to even remember we had set up a hook-up.)
If you have heard any excuses that really annoyed you, feel free to share. Thank you.
I call this an anti-profile:
If you are partnered/married, please don’t contact me because I need to marry you right after your first message. If you become single again, please still don’t contact me because the only reason you are so attractive is that you are unavailable, you silly! If you make yourself so available, what’s the drama for me to pine over you? (Jokes aside, everyone is welcome to contact me, including grandmas who make fake profiles of young muscle boys. Hello, granny, I told you to stop it!)
If I woof you, consider it a marriage proposal. I advise you to get a restraining order against me immediately! Otherwise, get ready to see my face at your window.
common online profile phrase: VGL
Video Game Loser? Virgin Gone Loco? Virginal Green Leprechaun? Vampire Granny Lesbian?
